Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Hand Reading

I have been wanting to put up this post for the past few days but gua ini agak busy la. Busy as in stuffing myself silly with all the yuletide offerings of roast turkey, ox-tail stew, leg of lamb, devil chicken, puddings and pies, etc… Now as I get ready for another round of mum-mum, I thought I better put my bum down and type out this post. You see, procrastination is sometimes my second name. Okie, the story is lidat wan.


A couple of days back, I joined 2 friends to visit a blogger, pisanggoreng at the Universiti Hospital. It’s the first time I met him and I’m glad to see that he is feeling better now after the operation and on the road to recovery. Two other bloggers have put up their posts here and here.

After that, my two friends and I went for limteh la. We were chatting, ranting and err…also bitching (a bit nia la) over our iced milo and iced ribena and somehow or other the topic veered to ‘hands’, yes, ‘hands’ as in tangan la. We were expounding our own theories about what a pair of hands can tell – the shape, size, length and width of fingers and thumbs – about the intelligence (whether got enough grey matter or not); diligence (whether good at ‘curi tulang’ or not); vocation (whether working like mules or not); lifestyle (whether decadent or otherwise); and also gender and sexuality(male/female or in between). We were then teasing each other endlessly and of course rebutting each others’ comments too when I suggested that I put up a picture of their hands in my blog for my readers to comment also.

So, friends just give me your 20 sen worth on what you can read from these 2 hands and if it’s too much trouble, then just give 1sen worth; GUESS THEIR GENDER.

Kamsiah.

 
posted by nyonyapenang at 1:36 AM, |

40 Comments:

  At 6:06 AM Blogger FireHorse said:
One hand got more bulu than the other, must be male but then just yesterday when I had Christmas dinner with my friends coincidentally they were talking about hands (arms to be exact) too. She said her husband's arms are so smooth and hers got a lot of hair. Nevertheless, I'll put my 20 sen bet down one on left belongs to a man.
  At 8:27 AM Anonymous Jemima said:
Left hand - Man
Right hand - Man
  At 8:49 AM Blogger JL said:
Both hands have clean finger nails, 2 thumbs up!
other than that can't see anything else le. Wah so many delectable stuffing, bestnyer...
why tak ajak gua go visitation? :)
  At 8:54 AM Anonymous ah pek said:
haiyah.. the hands upside down i how to read?
  At 9:18 AM Anonymous mott said:
big hand - man, confused.
slim hand - woman...poor blood circulation, back pain, wind, headaches.

;-)
  At 9:21 AM Blogger Sasha said:
If wanna read hand must read inside la.. not the outter side!! Hahahah but can see Kenny's hand more bulus means more humsup..ah nel wan is soft means he is a rich boy.. :)
  At 10:18 AM Blogger Will said:
lemme guess...
left = aceone, right = ah nel

correct boh? :D
  At 10:28 AM Blogger Sam said:
Both of them are guys.
I only can say : both are not labourer ^-^
ayo yo..me long time no visiting blogs someone masuk hospital pulak! hope pisang is ok!
  At 10:57 AM Blogger sming said:
My guess is....
Both also men !!
  At 12:32 PM Blogger ilene said:
OK FH, my 2 sens worth -
left hand is AceOne (bold, daring and adventurous type) and right hand is Ah Nel (passionate, careful and sensitive type). Betul tak? Can pass off as a fortune reader or not? Faster tell so that can earn side income...CNY coming need to pau ang pow! hehehehe
  At 12:51 PM Blogger Bernard said:
The one on the left is Kenny mia left hand izzit? The one on the right is a man's too. Both are well-nourished and fair-skinned. The hand on the right has a scar from a deep scratch years ago.
The one on the left is Kenny's hand. It has signs that he wanks a lot with it. LOL
*cabut*
  At 1:25 PM Blogger Wennnn said:
mmmmm veri interestin Nyonya.... Wenwen guess both also guy's mia hand... Very clean and tidy nails... Definitely not mechanic la... Also they work in opis punya job which means senang punya kerja... Not a lot of scaring or marks from hard work except for the one on the rite which I guess he notti dun know play play with wat when he was younger until got scar la... As 4 the left hand manyak bulu punya hand wah very sexi hor manyak bulu hor , from young he soak soak his hands with brandy ah hoping he become more masculine ah???? betul or not ah???
  At 2:03 PM Blogger AceOne said:
Both hands are male. Me correct anot?
Anyway, Pisang already discharge from hospital today. Many thanks for visiting him.
  At 2:31 PM Blogger William said:
Some women I know are hairier than men. Haha.
  At 2:34 PM Blogger titoki said:
One hand is fat short chubby and hairy. The other one is totally opposite of the first. ;)

So do I get my chocolate fish now?

Happy Boxing Day to you and your loved ones!!!
  At 4:55 PM Blogger Helen said:
Obviously the owner of the hands had never done any hard labour! All smooth smooth one ??? lol
  At 7:07 PM Anonymous may said:
waaaaaa, your hand soooo bee-yoo-tee-full liao... you have 2 left hands, yes? like I have 2 left feet?
  At 8:27 PM Blogger Kenny Ng said:
Hmmm... both hands are aliens... kekeke.
firehorse,
i know a couple lidat also. the hubby sooooo smooth and fair like 'pak charm kai' and the wifey got quite a coat of hair on her arms.

jemima,
jawapan muktamad?

jl,
you are a stickler for hygiene. :)

ah pek,
not palm-reading mah. dis wan only to see whether they are 'siew yeh or siew cheh' la. :)

mott,
wuuaa.....may i humbly offer to be your disciple, si-cheh?

sasha,
another si-cheh!!!

will,
why, you saw the hands waving to you ar? LOL

sam,
a no-brainer to you? :)

yenjai,
doctor memang pandai baca mia. :)

laundryamah,
he's recovering from the surgery.

sming,
izzit becos din apply nail varnish leh? :)


ilene,
pssst....who is your sifu? he wanna teach me or not? :D

bernard,
here also no famine, sure chiak pah-pah wan lor. :)

cocka,
please take out your glove and show me your hand.
kakakaka......

wennnn,
yalor, these type of hands memang no pegang cangkul wan la. :)

aceone,
hmmmm....you recognise the hands ar?
pls send my regards to pisang when you see him next.

william,
i've come across a few too. those with facial hair, they have this condition 'hirsuitism', betul ar?

titoki,
chocolate fish? lemme order first, okie?
happy boxing day to you & all at home too. :)

helen,
yalor, looking at these hands and looking back at mine...**sigh**...

may,
no lar, my hands are all calloused wan lar. :(

kenny,
aiyoh, but their faces don't look like alien wor.
  At 10:59 PM Blogger ah nel said:
nyonya introduce the right hand gal to me ok... ;)

are she ur daughter? :D

sasha :if u think right hand is me then can i borrow ur skirts? :P
ah nel,
soli, gua tarak doters.
pssst....wanna borrow sasha's skirt ar? sei lar, say so loud summore.
  At 10:19 AM Blogger sming said:
No ler.. just a feeling lar.
may be the shape of the hands.
the one on the right might be a girl. But my guess is still lelaki. :P
  At 3:07 AM Anonymous TUX said:
Both male. The hand on the left will be a leader and wealthy but also frugal. What say???
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what do U consider about it?
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