Merepek

I was having some drinks with my friend N, an insurance agent when her phone rang. She took the call and ended it after a couple of ‘Yes’ and Nos’. As she was about to dig into her roti canai, the phone rang again and with a furrowed brow and a loud sigh, she picked up the phone. This time around she got up from her chair and walked out of the noisy restaurant to speak to the caller and only came back about 5 minutes later. Another loud sigh and some unprintable mutterings. She related her phone conversation and it went something like this:

Caller : So, if use credit card hor, have to pay extra charges or not?

N : No charges.

Caller : Can I just go to the branch and swipe my card ar?

N : Can.

Caller : Sure or not? Last time they said kenot wor?

N : Last time system not up yet lor. Now OK ledi.

Caller : But you said need to fill forms and I hate that la.

N : If you go personally to swipe your card, no need to fill forms.

Then every year you come personally to swipe la.

Caller : Tsk…so mahfun wan.

N : But if you fill the forms, they will charge this year and auto-bill next year.

Caller : Aiyoh, lidat how can? Very dangerous la.

N : Huh???

Caller : Afturds my mom die liao, they continue to charge my card. How la?

N : Huh? You mean, you won’t want to come and claim the money izzit???

Caller : Errr…hehehehe….

**slaps forehead**

Some people are just….just….DUNGGU lar.