Saturday, October 28, 2006
Free Tests for Heart, Stroke & Cancer??????
I was in the midst of washing the bathroom when a Ms Suria from a medical centre in town called. It went something like this:-
Suria : Hello, Ms Ng ah?
Me : Huh?
Suria : Hello, hello, can you hear me?
Me : Ya.
Suria : Hello, Ms Ng. Your husband said to speak to you regarding the 8-point medical test.
Me : Huh?
Suria : I'm calling from XXX Medical Centre and we are offering selected Celcom customers FREE 8-point Medical Check-up in conjunction with our 3rd anniversary.
Me : Huh? (my hands full of soap, body full of sweat and mind a bit blank)
Suria : Hello, Mrs Ng ah? (she alternates in addressing me as Ms Ng and Mrs Ng) You understand English or not?
Me : Yes.
Suria : Ms Ng, we do FREEEE check-up for you. No need to take blood or urine wan. chee toh moh?(she added in Cantonese)
Suria : Also no need to fast wan. Our special machines do body checks only for HEART, STROKE & CANCER and can detect 1st stage of the sickness.
Me : Orrrh.
Suria : You understand what I say ah? tuck moh?
Me : Can, can. I can speaking Engrish little bit nia la.
Suria : So you come tomorrow with your husband Mr Chin **aikkss! his name become Mr Chin pulak**. All free wan. Only pay RM3 for parking.
Suria : Then spend 1 hour with us and we do the tests for you and then the doctors will explain the results and also show you all our high-tech machines.
Me : Accurate meh, lidat?
Suria : Don't worry. Very accurate wan. Stage 1 cancer also can detect.
Me : ?????
I was annoyed. Firstly, this Suria girl has bad telephone manners and poor speaking skills. She should be thankful that I was not in my nasty mood this afternoon, if not I would have %#@&*+@ her kaw-kaw. Secondly, I am no doctor but I thought blood and urine always give a good picture of overall health of an individual. And is it right that a supposedly high-tech medical centre canvass for potential customers this way?
Suria : Hello, Ms Ng ah?
Me : Huh?
Suria : Hello, hello, can you hear me?
Me : Ya.
Suria : Hello, Ms Ng. Your husband said to speak to you regarding the 8-point medical test.
Me : Huh?
Suria : I'm calling from XXX Medical Centre and we are offering selected Celcom customers FREE 8-point Medical Check-up in conjunction with our 3rd anniversary.
Me : Huh? (my hands full of soap, body full of sweat and mind a bit blank)
Suria : Hello, Mrs Ng ah? (she alternates in addressing me as Ms Ng and Mrs Ng) You understand English or not?
Me : Yes.
Suria : Ms Ng, we do FREEEE check-up for you. No need to take blood or urine wan. chee toh moh?(she added in Cantonese)
Suria : Also no need to fast wan. Our special machines do body checks only for HEART, STROKE & CANCER and can detect 1st stage of the sickness.
Me : Orrrh.
Suria : You understand what I say ah? tuck moh?
Me : Can, can. I can speaking Engrish little bit nia la.
Suria : So you come tomorrow with your husband Mr Chin **aikkss! his name become Mr Chin pulak**. All free wan. Only pay RM3 for parking.
Suria : Then spend 1 hour with us and we do the tests for you and then the doctors will explain the results and also show you all our high-tech machines.
Me : Accurate meh, lidat?
Suria : Don't worry. Very accurate wan. Stage 1 cancer also can detect.
Me : ?????
I was annoyed. Firstly, this Suria girl has bad telephone manners and poor speaking skills. She should be thankful that I was not in my nasty mood this afternoon, if not I would have %#@&*+@ her kaw-kaw. Secondly, I am no doctor but I thought blood and urine always give a good picture of overall health of an individual. And is it right that a supposedly high-tech medical centre canvass for potential customers this way?
posted by nyonyapenang at 11:25 PM, | 
17 Comments:
Haha! I also think you should go see how it is and then blog abt it! ;)
Welcum bek! And where are the makan-makan pikchers???
Welcum bek! And where are the makan-makan pikchers???
How come your husband is Mr Chin and you are Mrs Ng?
About the test ... *$%@
About the test ... *$%@
OMG!!!!
seems like a prank leh..!hahaha
eee i think shes ruuuuuuuuuuude..chin chai assume people cannot speak english!
you tell her ...I HAVE A BLOG AH! U HAVE OR NOT AH????
:P
seems like a prank leh..!hahaha
eee i think shes ruuuuuuuuuuude..chin chai assume people cannot speak english!
you tell her ...I HAVE A BLOG AH! U HAVE OR NOT AH????
:P
mmm... what is this 8 point medical check up? summore no need to take blood & urine? do imaging or scanning sort of things ah? :P
mmm... That suria...
Ms Ng, Mrs Ng, and then Mr Chin..
what a crappy conversation ..
u didnt #$%^&&* her back? :P
mmm... That suria...
Ms Ng, Mrs Ng, and then Mr Chin..
what a crappy conversation ..
u didnt #$%^&&* her back? :P
After the test sure they recommend something for you wan!!
aiyer macam mana Ms Ng boleh kahwin sama Mr Chin? dummy Suria and dummy medical center. surely running out of cash want extra money from Celcom. this is scam lah!
go!
go for it!
and blog about it!
lulu wants to know apani no need blood test tak payah fast one.
go for it!
and blog about it!
lulu wants to know apani no need blood test tak payah fast one.
If you had told her to address you as Puan Nyonya, she might end up referring to your hubby as Encik Baba. LOL
zeroimpact,
there must be catch to it ler.
kenny,
i sounded very blur bcos i was really blur at that time.
winn,
i never asked about pets wor.
angel,
hahaha....dunno got anything to see or not jek.
yenjai,
she veli konpius wan ler.
pink cotton,
i'll check it out first.
dr chen,
i oso suspicious ler.
aceone,
you been there before? pls tell.
ikanbilis,
that suria fella is a poor rep.
lil'joy,
sounds like MLM lidat hor?
what a lulu,
hi, welcome!
maybe, i'll just go & see ler.
there must be catch to it ler.
kenny,
i sounded very blur bcos i was really blur at that time.
winn,
i never asked about pets wor.
angel,
hahaha....dunno got anything to see or not jek.
yenjai,
she veli konpius wan ler.
pink cotton,
i'll check it out first.
dr chen,
i oso suspicious ler.
aceone,
you been there before? pls tell.
ikanbilis,
that suria fella is a poor rep.
lil'joy,
sounds like MLM lidat hor?
what a lulu,
hi, welcome!
maybe, i'll just go & see ler.
if that sohai suria read this she must mad like hell wan
jemima,
she might just address him as mr nyonya. LOL
pisang goreng,
she sohai wan la. no nid to bother about her.
she might just address him as mr nyonya. LOL
pisang goreng,
she sohai wan la. no nid to bother about her.
But the conversation...
She sounds a bit the funny
:P